Ask away

I'm not alone 'cause the TV's on
I'm not crazy 'cause I take the right pills

Every day.

I'm Jordan
newkidsonmycock16:

here i am

Oooohh my god I always wanted one as a pet!

newkidsonmycock16:

here i am

Oooohh my god I always wanted one as a pet!

(via thecrooked-teeth)

1 month ago
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irrationalnumber:

I expect adult finn to be nothing short of badass

irrationalnumber:

I expect adult finn to be nothing short of badass

2 months ago
142 notes
New flask! I’m in love. (at Residence Inn National Harbor Oxon Hill)

New flask! I’m in love. (at Residence Inn National Harbor Oxon Hill)

3 months ago
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Please Excuse Davontaye, He Suffers From Povertenza

theleakypen:

"[N]ews outlets are spiraling about 16 year-old  Ethan Couch who caused the deaths of 4 people by drunk driving. His defense, was that he suffered from “Affluenza” a disorder that only the affluent have. According to his lawyers, Couch was shielded from personal responsibility his entire life. Discipline is not a word in his vocabulary."

What the ACTUAL fuck.

4 months ago
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